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lyrics

Girl you got a pretty face, but your heritage is mixed race
The palace won't like it, Prince Phillip will hate it
It's a bad reaction to your fatal attraction

Girl you'll wow them with your smile
As you walk down the paradise aisle
Through the tunnel you'll fly like Dodi and Di
That's the palace reaction to your fatal attraction

You're one Landrover crash from being Queen

Over reaction to your fatal attraction
Over reaction, Fatal attraction
Over reaction - it's you

You're gonna get pummeled in a tunnel
Gonna get pummeled in a tunnel
Gonna get pummeled - yes you

Over reaction to your fatal attraction
Over reaction, Fatal attraction
Over reaction - it's you

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from The Crack Whores Of Betws Garmon, released July 8, 2019
Originally a Psycho Sexual Sex Terrestrials song, tune written by Paul Hammond and Dean Roberts. Since made much better by Spam Javelin

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