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The Crack Whores Of Betws Garmon

by Spam Javelin

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1.
Coked up maan everything's just fine This speed's cool maan, d'ya wanna line? Everything's nice when you're outta ya head I'd rather get stoned than go to bed Munching loadsa drugs to take away the pain Shopping for spice and crack-cocaine Logging on to puresmack.com With a crack whore from Betws Garmon Picking magic mushrooms in Old Colwyn Doing hot-knives and giggling Taking poppers at Hammerfest And snorting cocaine right off your chest
2.
Religion kills everything, put your head on the block Murdering bastards put paid in the dock You killer cunts, you fucking pricks Your power craze makes the world fucking sick Religion is power, religion is greed, religion is the stage for the hate you breed Evil fucking bastards, child fucking cunts Let's get to the point, Let's be fucking blunt There is no God, no deity Just war, famine, death in society
3.
It's racing thru your empty head There's nothing here that's left unsaid You've make believed your fucked up mind That you're the saviour of mankind Extol yourself without no proof When people hang behind the truth Your shallow life that has no lie And you will sleep so well tonight
4.
Fake News 03:04
I disagree with all those things I hear you say I never believed them, anyway I know your people and I've dealt with your kind You gave us Facebook just to take away our minds I don't believe you, I never could Not now, not never, do you really think I would? I know your little tricks and I know your little games You gave us numbers and you took away our names I know your people and yes I've dealt with your kind You gave us TV and you took away our minds I don't believe you, I never could Not now, not never, do you really think I would? I know your little tricks and I know your little games You gave us numbers and you took away our names Do you believe that story? Are you really that dumb and thick? Can't you see past the end of your noses That it's all an eternal trick? I don't believe you, I never could Not now, not never, do you really think I would?
5.
Never Work 01:16
I've done some time for a stupid crime now the system makes me pay I gotta get out I wanna scream and shout I've gotta getaway But I ain't got no money, ain't got no fun I ain't got no job, but I ain't no bum The people I meet when I'm out on the street They say I ain't worth a fuckin bean I say 'Hey you're wrong and it won't be long til I make this whole world scream'
6.
Penclicker 00:54
Penclicking in my fucking head Makes me wish I was fucking dead Penclicking in my fucking face Disgrace to the human race
7.
There's many ways to skin a cat Punk rock car boots and an eBay Rat Leather, bristles, studs but no more acne You're all geared for your punk party But oh my God, something's gone real wrong You're still dancing to that same old song It's '77 inside your head How can you die when you're already dead? The gig is over and the band have all gone And the encore was you're favourite song Back tomorrow to your horrible life TV shows, kids and screaming wife But oh my God, something's gone real wrong You're still dancing to that same old song It's '77 inside your head How can you die when you're already dead?
8.
I'm in the Joy Division Tea Room, Gonna be here for an hour Nobody is talking and the atmosphere is dour I wanna chat while I eat my pasta bake But this more like an Ian Curtis wake
9.
Video Party 02:28
Video party we had last night Chainsaw Massacre gave me a fright Blood n guts n overkill, Too late punk, write your will Scream and jump as the blood goes pump The sight on the screen will make you scream ha ha ha We got pissed to get the adrenaline gushing The speed we got really had us rushing I was coked up so I went home Back ten minutes later cos I felt alone Scream and jump as the blood goes pump The sight on the screen will make you scream ha ha ha What was that noise behind my chair? I got up to see just what was there I'm too scared to take a look ...The baby's head it's got no head I think I'm gonna puke Crud had a bird so he went to bed She was vampire's bride but she gave good head We all crashed out at around about 2 Then the video nasties are coming for you...
10.
Girl you got a pretty face, but your heritage is mixed race The palace won't like it, Prince Phillip will hate it It's a bad reaction to your fatal attraction Girl you'll wow them with your smile As you walk down the paradise aisle Through the tunnel you'll fly like Dodi and Di That's the palace reaction to your fatal attraction You're one Landrover crash from being Queen Over reaction to your fatal attraction Over reaction, Fatal attraction Over reaction - it's you You're gonna get pummeled in a tunnel Gonna get pummeled in a tunnel Gonna get pummeled - yes you Over reaction to your fatal attraction Over reaction, Fatal attraction Over reaction - it's you
11.
We are the people from your government We've come to see just what you want You complain about the system that we've made for you Well we're gonna see what we can do We'll build a wall, Hey! We'll build it thick And we'll make it out you're just a little sick So you'll come to us with no hesitation And we can ask you lots of questions... It's running through your mind It's making all of your thoughts blind It's running riot in your head It's making you wish you were dead You feel it jumping on your back it's on a counter-attack You feel it under your skin you obey it's every whim You're a square peg but we'll make you fit Although deep inside it might hurt a bit We'll give you little pills to take away the pain And the system you hate won't seem the same But if it does you can come back in We'll make you obey our every whim We'll help you choose, yes we'll help you decide 'But then there's always suicide' It's running through your mind It's making all of your thoughts blind It's running riot in your head It's making you wish you were dead You feel it jumping on your back it's on a counter-attack You feel it under your skin you obey it's every whim Why am I here? Get me out of here... Get out of my head... I wish I was dead...
12.
I Hate TV 01:15
I watched TV on a Saturday night A-Team, Airwolf, The Price Is Right MTV really worked for me, my only friend was my TV Me & My Girl gave me such a buzz Starsky & Hutch were the real tough fuzz I loved Dallas and Dynasty, my only friend was my TV I hate TV, I hate TV, I hate TV My TV is brainwashing me I hate my job I hate my life I hate my kids and I hate my wife The guys in the pub are bugging me, gotta get home and watch TV
13.
You were only 16 when they got hold of you And turned your life upside down They put you in a cell and locked the door Then they threw away the key They said you were insane and that you had no brain And that there was no other way You've got a problem in your head You better get help or you'll wind up dead In a mental asylum Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to Now 20 years on you still feel the same Your pain's still here and your brain is dead There are ways to tick and ways to think But they just wait for your to waste away You've got a problem in your head You better get help or you'll wind up dead In your mental asylum Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to Yeah 20 years on you still feel the same Your kids are here and your brain is dead You've got no time to think, you just scroll your screen Just see you life waste away There's still a problem in your head You better get help or you'll wind up dead In your mental asylum Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to Take your pills to make you well, locked up in your padded cell We know what's good for you so do what we tell you to
14.
I'm a (E)State Agent and I run this town I've got a nice suit and a hard man frown I'll sell you a house and I'll sell you a gun Do you fancy your chances? Do you really want some? I'm a (E)State Agent and I'll sell you some coke Or a semi-detached it's no fucking joke I've got a sawn off gun in the boot of my car And a glint in my eye I'M A FUCKING ROCK STAR...!!!

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released July 8, 2019

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