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lyrics

Video party we had last night
Chainsaw Massacre gave me a fright
Blood n guts n overkill, Too late punk, write your will

Scream and jump as the blood goes pump
The sight on the screen will make you scream ha ha ha

We got pissed to get the adrenaline gushing
The speed we got really had us rushing
I was coked up so I went home
Back ten minutes later cos I felt alone

Scream and jump as the blood goes pump
The sight on the screen will make you scream ha ha ha

What was that noise behind my chair?
I got up to see just what was there
I'm too scared to take a look
...The baby's head it's got no head I think I'm gonna puke

Crud had a bird so he went to bed
She was vampire's bride but she gave good head
We all crashed out at around about 2
Then the video nasties are coming for you...

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from The Crack Whores Of Betws Garmon, released July 8, 2019

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