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lyrics

SUPER TWAT
Gordon’s coming for you, He’s coming to your door
He’s gonna make you feel the long shaft of law
He’s a dirty fucking paedo & the head of the police
He’ll be your fucking daddy until you are released

He’s the copper with the power, With aces up his sleeve
He’ll crush all that’s before him, Until you cannot breathe
He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done
He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, He is scum

He’ll sue your arse then rape it to protect his hallowed name
He mixes in high circles, They all play in his game
He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done
He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, HE IS SCUM

Wait a minute… You can’t arrest me
I’m the ex-Chief Super, Not Guilty is my plea
I’m well respected citizen, Those boys are all liars
The people who cross me, They die in fires
I’m a Freemason, I’m a man with all the power
You cannot have me because this is my hour
I’ll sue you, I’ll kill you, I’ll blow you away
I’ll see you in court, This will be my day
Because I’m in charge, This is my domain
And I’m a man, You will feel my pain

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from The Three Chords Of The Apocalypse, released January 29, 2021
Lyrics - Neil Crud
Music - Spam Javelin

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