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More Shit You Don't Need

from The Three Chords Of The Apocalypse by Spam Javelin

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lyrics

MORE SHIT YOU DON’T NEED
Get some false eyelashes and anal bleach
These are the things society will teach
Botox for your eyes & get your lips done
Put it out there on Instagram
Join a local gym cos girls love pecs
Take some little blue pills & online sex

You gotta feel good, Like they said you should
You gotta look the part, Gotta get a head start

Fill your life up with shit you don’t need
Get some online dating getting ready to breed
Get a pet, get a pram, get a nappy & strife
A holiday a year & a mortgage for life
Wonder what you’ve done but it’ll be too late
Advertising corporates have sealed your fate

You gotta buy more, Yes you know the score
Stay ahead of the rest, You gotta be the best

Roll up roll up get your bargains here!
Step right in, There’s nothing to fear
Compare the market, We’re the best
8 out 10 cats say they put it to the test
Get 2 for 1 at Tescos, Buy now, Pay forever
Get cheap labour at Wethers
Good food costs nothing at Sainsburys (if you steal it)
One of your 5-a-day, We’ll cut your pay
Change your energy supplier, Don’t forget the insurance
Just do it, It’s the breakfast of champions
Coke adds life & a diamond is forever
Because you’re worth it, Let’s all shop together
It melts in your mouth not in your hands
Finger lickin’ good, Probably the best lager in the world
There’s some things that money can’t buy
SPEND SPEND SPEND BUY BUY BUY JUST SPEND SPEND SPEND
BUY BUY BUY GOODBYE

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from The Three Chords Of The Apocalypse, released January 29, 2021
Lyrics - Neil Crud
Music - Spam Javelin

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