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The Three Chords Of The Apocalypse

by Spam Javelin

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1.
SHIT YOU DON’T NEED Fill your life up with shit you don’t need Get some online dating getting ready to breed Get a pet, get a pram, get a nappy & strife One holiday a year & a mortgage for life Fill your life with shit you don’t need Shopping Channel for shit you don’t need Argos Catalogue for shit you don’t need Go to school, Take exams Go to Uni, Take drugs Leave Uni, Get a job Meet your soulmate, Have sex Get married, Fit in Buy a house, Work harder Go on holiday, Raise a family Have an affair, Get divorced Lose your house, Work harder Meet an old school friend, Have sex Move in together, Buy a house Split up, Lose your house Lose your job, Take drugs Get a new job, Work harder Get paid less, Moan about it on Facebook Nobody cares, Die, Make your kids pay for your funeral Reflect on your life, You loser Subject to terms & conditions Your life may be in danger of being shortened If you do not keep up with payments
2.
HERD IMPUNITY Banging pots for the service you helped to destroy Count the cash & make a dash, Spit on those that you employ Neighbour shaming constant blaming has become the brand new norm for you Believe in everything you read, Fear has become your basic need It fuels your anger makes you hate, It makes you xenophobic Because you’re xenophobic, You’ll never change it is too late We’ve got keyboard lynch mobs like a modern Wicca Man that’s plain to see And they spit on outsiders to protect their sacred land from you & me It fuels their anger makes them hate, Decisions made no more debate It makes them xenophobic, Because they’re xenophobic They’ll never change it is too late The moral minority wins once more Because the apathy of many makes this such a chore Break the law then change it to get their selfish way At the end of it all it’ll be you that pays ‘Cos you read you believe, You wave your flag & nod your head Who cares if your non-policies leave 100,000 dead You smash the opposition to build offshore accounts Destroy lives & livelihoods is this what it amounts? To be amazed at the stupidity, The thick skulled herd mentality The dumbed down paved the way & wiped out our morality The nonchalance of lying propaganda in the press You’re arrogant & spiteful & you’ve led us to this mess And the keyboard lynch mob have pitchforks in their hands They’ll fight for you They’ll push out all the foreigners Make Britain white again and passports blue Decisions made there’s no debate This is a country filled with hate It makes you xenophobic Because you’re xenophobic We are a xenophobic state
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GOD BLESS AMERICA Homeland security you’re having a laugh You took our fingerprints & our photographs Put us on a plane back to Iceland This is how you treat a punk rock band They’re fascist cunts y’know They’re nazi twats y’know They’re paranoid y’know They’re the USA - We’re never gonna play in the USA One thing is certain, they’ve made an ironic curtain Trump’s fascist troops (RIP) they’re on the rise And he’s rubbing out anyone he despised with a nasty Tweet Yeah that’s pretty neat How can this shitty little band be a threat to your gun totin’ land?
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WE’VE MADE PLANS FOR NIGEL They made a podium for you, for the vicious bile you spew Wipe out that smile your views are so vile And all your supporters too When I read your shit in the press No wonder this country’s a mess You caused all this pain for personal gain There’s a swastika on your chest Y O U R E A F A S C I S T C U N T Always see your face on the BBC Unbiased they say, it’s democracy Like Joseph Goebbels and Rudolph Hess You crush opposition and control the press Keep rigging the polls it’s a one party state Divide and rule and built upon hate Why not poison your detractors, kick down their door Drown the immigrants and kill the poor
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YOU’RE A SANCTIMONIOUS PRICK All your friends are virtual Which is probably for the best You choose to stay indoors Self imposed house arrest You agree with their opinions Even though they’re not your own You’ve got a mob rule party You're another online clone Because you’re scared of ridicule You’re scared they’ll come for you Make a mockery of the weak When you’re the weakness too You make an online statement In the circles that you mix Make some PC comment This is how you get your kicks But deep below you hate them and none of them like you Your whining and your whining and your ugly partner too Your attention seeking breakdowns and your moral high ground quotes Keep that bubble well inflated mix with your fellow scrotes It drives you mad this craziness this stupid rat pack race Being nice to the nobodies who want to punch your face Harping on about morality when no one gives a toss Too scared to be outspoken or burn the bridge you cross
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Fuck You 01:23
8.
JOY DIVISION TOOL I’ve got this brand new t-shirt It’s looking really smart I love Ramones and Black Flag It is tearing me apart I’m the hippest hipping hipster And I don’t wear any socks I love that brand record That Ian Curtis rocks ...He really rocks
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Super Twat 02:42
SUPER TWAT Gordon’s coming for you, He’s coming to your door He’s gonna make you feel the long shaft of law He’s a dirty fucking paedo & the head of the police He’ll be your fucking daddy until you are released He’s the copper with the power, With aces up his sleeve He’ll crush all that’s before him, Until you cannot breathe He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, He is scum He’ll sue your arse then rape it to protect his hallowed name He mixes in high circles, They all play in his game He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, HE IS SCUM Wait a minute… You can’t arrest me I’m the ex-Chief Super, Not Guilty is my plea I’m well respected citizen, Those boys are all liars The people who cross me, They die in fires I’m a Freemason, I’m a man with all the power You cannot have me because this is my hour I’ll sue you, I’ll kill you, I’ll blow you away I’ll see you in court, This will be my day Because I’m in charge, This is my domain And I’m a man, You will feel my pain
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MORE SHIT YOU DON’T NEED Get some false eyelashes and anal bleach These are the things society will teach Botox for your eyes & get your lips done Put it out there on Instagram Join a local gym cos girls love pecs Take some little blue pills & online sex You gotta feel good, Like they said you should You gotta look the part, Gotta get a head start Fill your life up with shit you don’t need Get some online dating getting ready to breed Get a pet, get a pram, get a nappy & strife A holiday a year & a mortgage for life Wonder what you’ve done but it’ll be too late Advertising corporates have sealed your fate You gotta buy more, Yes you know the score Stay ahead of the rest, You gotta be the best Roll up roll up get your bargains here! Step right in, There’s nothing to fear Compare the market, We’re the best 8 out 10 cats say they put it to the test Get 2 for 1 at Tescos, Buy now, Pay forever Get cheap labour at Wethers Good food costs nothing at Sainsburys (if you steal it) One of your 5-a-day, We’ll cut your pay Change your energy supplier, Don’t forget the insurance Just do it, It’s the breakfast of champions Coke adds life & a diamond is forever Because you’re worth it, Let’s all shop together It melts in your mouth not in your hands Finger lickin’ good, Probably the best lager in the world There’s some things that money can’t buy SPEND SPEND SPEND BUY BUY BUY JUST SPEND SPEND SPEND BUY BUY BUY GOODBYE
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I USED TO BE A PUNK I used to be a punk but I’m alright now I raved through the 90s but I don’t know how I smoked so much weed, I turned into a bush I got shit job with even shitter pay Got pissed on the weekend & off on Monday They gave me the sack for not going in Who cares? Not me! I got a bedsit in the scummy part of Rhyl Shagged a girl I didn’t know, She wasn’t on the pill Wrecked my life before it even began But then Hey! The dawning came That was then, And this is today I like U2, And I love Coldplay Got my vinyl out, Put it on eBay I used to be a punk but that was in the past I knew that kind of shit would never last I’ve grown up now, I’m a Tory voting cunt - FUCK YOU
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Cogged Off 01:43
COGGED OFF Working for the Man will make you die Fingers to the bone, Your brain will fry Stress levels up & self esteem down No more smiles just a permanent frown You’re just a cog in an industry Another number, liability Expendable commodity, that’s what you are All up your sleeve it’s your Company Scar Don’t be bullied, Don’t be abused Don’t be coerced, Don’t be confused Don’t be manipulated, Don’t be down Just always smile & never frown Don’t blame yourself, Don’t take the blame Don’t be a number in their sick game Don’t overwork or be pressurised You live your life, Don’t believe their lies
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EVEN MORE SHIT YOU DON’T NEED Doom punk reggae in drop-C Sponsor your own refugee Sentimental crockery Insurance for your rape alarm Wholesome new age tiger balm More debates about self harm Scented bags just for your bins Strap on dildo for your chin Confession box, Repent your sins Birthday wishes to the dead Series 4 of Father Ted Once a Blue and now a Red? Neo-fascist left-wing jazz Daytime telly & all that razz (Can’t think of) Another word to rhyme with jazz Grown up adult colouring books Tartan paint & blue sky hooks Aloe Vera - Improve your looks! Face mask for your Covid flu Another mug of Cappa-Choo There’s so much choice what can you do? King size tiny bar of Twix New LP from Little Mix Indie twee on Radio Six…? Still you go and buy even MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
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THREE CHORDS OF THE APOCALYPSE You are no longer needed they have no job for you You’re just another burden and all your colleagues too They can cull the population invent a brand new flu One that kills the queers the ethnics the scum and vagrants too This Eton led utopia where they all sip on their Pimms Play croquet on the village green congregations sing state hymns WELCOME TO YOUR DYSTOPIAN FUTURE (It couldn’t happen here (it’s already begun)) You’re sat in front front of the TV logged into their hive mind Everything is on demand it’s the future of mankind The high street is now empty supermarkets have the hold We’re all plugged into Tescos another business folds Care homes are now death camps the pension burden’s easing They’ve raped the National Health Service The rigged polls look so pleasing Cheap broadband is for everyone keeps you docile tracked and dumb Feeding propaganda into your home big brother has finally come

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Follow up to 2019's debut album The Crack Whores of Betws Garmon - we present to you The Three Chords Of The Apocalypse

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released January 29, 2021

Llion Broadbent - drums
Neil Crud - vocal / guitars
Tracey Howarth - bass

All tracks written by Spam Javelin (except #7 by Gerry Hannah)
Recorded at Orange Sound in Penmaenmawr during the apocalypse of 2020.
Engineered and mixed at gunpoint by Russ Hayes, who co-produced it with Spam Javelin.

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