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Shit You Don't Need
01:31
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SHIT YOU DON’T NEED
Fill your life up with shit you don’t need
Get some online dating getting ready to breed
Get a pet, get a pram, get a nappy & strife
One holiday a year & a mortgage for life
Fill your life with shit you don’t need
Shopping Channel for shit you don’t need
Argos Catalogue for shit you don’t need
Go to school, Take exams
Go to Uni, Take drugs
Leave Uni, Get a job
Meet your soulmate, Have sex
Get married, Fit in
Buy a house, Work harder
Go on holiday, Raise a family
Have an affair, Get divorced
Lose your house, Work harder
Meet an old school friend, Have sex
Move in together, Buy a house
Split up, Lose your house
Lose your job, Take drugs
Get a new job, Work harder
Get paid less, Moan about it on Facebook
Nobody cares, Die,
Make your kids pay for your funeral
Reflect on your life, You loser
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Your life may be in danger of being shortened
If you do not keep up with payments
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Herd Impunity
02:26
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HERD IMPUNITY
Banging pots for the service you helped to destroy
Count the cash & make a dash, Spit on those that you employ
Neighbour shaming constant blaming has become the brand new norm for you
Believe in everything you read, Fear has become your basic need
It fuels your anger makes you hate, It makes you xenophobic
Because you’re xenophobic, You’ll never change it is too late
We’ve got keyboard lynch mobs like a modern Wicca Man that’s plain to see
And they spit on outsiders to protect their sacred land from you & me
It fuels their anger makes them hate, Decisions made no more debate
It makes them xenophobic, Because they’re xenophobic
They’ll never change it is too late
The moral minority wins once more
Because the apathy of many makes this such a chore
Break the law then change it to get their selfish way
At the end of it all it’ll be you that pays
‘Cos you read you believe, You wave your flag & nod your head
Who cares if your non-policies leave 100,000 dead
You smash the opposition to build offshore accounts
Destroy lives & livelihoods is this what it amounts?
To be amazed at the stupidity, The thick skulled herd mentality
The dumbed down paved the way & wiped out our morality
The nonchalance of lying propaganda in the press
You’re arrogant & spiteful & you’ve led us to this mess
And the keyboard lynch mob have pitchforks in their hands
They’ll fight for you
They’ll push out all the foreigners
Make Britain white again and passports blue
Decisions made there’s no debate
This is a country filled with hate
It makes you xenophobic
Because you’re xenophobic
We are a xenophobic state
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God Bless America
03:29
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
Homeland security you’re having a laugh
You took our fingerprints & our photographs
Put us on a plane back to Iceland
This is how you treat a punk rock band
They’re fascist cunts y’know
They’re nazi twats y’know
They’re paranoid y’know
They’re the USA - We’re never gonna play in the USA
One thing is certain, they’ve made an ironic curtain
Trump’s fascist troops (RIP) they’re on the rise
And he’s rubbing out anyone he despised with a nasty Tweet
Yeah that’s pretty neat
How can this shitty little band be a threat to your gun totin’ land?
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Children Of The Shoe
01:41
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WE’VE MADE PLANS FOR NIGEL
They made a podium for you, for the vicious bile you spew
Wipe out that smile your views are so vile
And all your supporters too
When I read your shit in the press
No wonder this country’s a mess
You caused all this pain for personal gain
There’s a swastika on your chest
Y O U R E A F A S C I S T C U N T
Always see your face on the BBC
Unbiased they say, it’s democracy
Like Joseph Goebbels and Rudolph Hess
You crush opposition and control the press
Keep rigging the polls it’s a one party state
Divide and rule and built upon hate
Why not poison your detractors, kick down their door
Drown the immigrants and kill the poor
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YOU’RE A SANCTIMONIOUS PRICK
All your friends are virtual
Which is probably for the best
You choose to stay indoors
Self imposed house arrest
You agree with their opinions
Even though they’re not your own
You’ve got a mob rule party
You're another online clone
Because you’re scared of ridicule
You’re scared they’ll come for you
Make a mockery of the weak
When you’re the weakness too
You make an online statement
In the circles that you mix
Make some PC comment
This is how you get your kicks
But deep below you hate them and none of them like you
Your whining and your whining and your ugly partner too
Your attention seeking breakdowns and your moral high ground quotes
Keep that bubble well inflated mix with your fellow scrotes
It drives you mad this craziness this stupid rat pack race
Being nice to the nobodies who want to punch your face
Harping on about morality when no one gives a toss
Too scared to be outspoken or burn the bridge you cross
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Fuck You
01:23
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8. |
Joy Division Tool
00:34
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JOY DIVISION TOOL
I’ve got this brand new t-shirt
It’s looking really smart
I love Ramones and Black Flag
It is tearing me apart
I’m the hippest hipping hipster
And I don’t wear any socks
I love that brand record
That Ian Curtis rocks
...He really rocks
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Super Twat
02:42
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SUPER TWAT
Gordon’s coming for you, He’s coming to your door
He’s gonna make you feel the long shaft of law
He’s a dirty fucking paedo & the head of the police
He’ll be your fucking daddy until you are released
He’s the copper with the power, With aces up his sleeve
He’ll crush all that’s before him, Until you cannot breathe
He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done
He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, He is scum
He’ll sue your arse then rape it to protect his hallowed name
He mixes in high circles, They all play in his game
He’s the patron of a boys home just look at what he’s done
He’s a rapist, He’s a paedo, He’s copper, HE IS SCUM
Wait a minute… You can’t arrest me
I’m the ex-Chief Super, Not Guilty is my plea
I’m well respected citizen, Those boys are all liars
The people who cross me, They die in fires
I’m a Freemason, I’m a man with all the power
You cannot have me because this is my hour
I’ll sue you, I’ll kill you, I’ll blow you away
I’ll see you in court, This will be my day
Because I’m in charge, This is my domain
And I’m a man, You will feel my pain
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More Shit You Don't Need
02:09
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MORE SHIT YOU DON’T NEED
Get some false eyelashes and anal bleach
These are the things society will teach
Botox for your eyes & get your lips done
Put it out there on Instagram
Join a local gym cos girls love pecs
Take some little blue pills & online sex
You gotta feel good, Like they said you should
You gotta look the part, Gotta get a head start
Fill your life up with shit you don’t need
Get some online dating getting ready to breed
Get a pet, get a pram, get a nappy & strife
A holiday a year & a mortgage for life
Wonder what you’ve done but it’ll be too late
Advertising corporates have sealed your fate
You gotta buy more, Yes you know the score
Stay ahead of the rest, You gotta be the best
Roll up roll up get your bargains here!
Step right in, There’s nothing to fear
Compare the market, We’re the best
8 out 10 cats say they put it to the test
Get 2 for 1 at Tescos, Buy now, Pay forever
Get cheap labour at Wethers
Good food costs nothing at Sainsburys (if you steal it)
One of your 5-a-day, We’ll cut your pay
Change your energy supplier, Don’t forget the insurance
Just do it, It’s the breakfast of champions
Coke adds life & a diamond is forever
Because you’re worth it, Let’s all shop together
It melts in your mouth not in your hands
Finger lickin’ good, Probably the best lager in the world
There’s some things that money can’t buy
SPEND SPEND SPEND BUY BUY BUY JUST SPEND SPEND SPEND
BUY BUY BUY GOODBYE
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The Wonder Kids
00:58
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I Used To Be A Punk
01:39
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I USED TO BE A PUNK
I used to be a punk but I’m alright now
I raved through the 90s but I don’t know how
I smoked so much weed, I turned into a bush
I got shit job with even shitter pay
Got pissed on the weekend & off on Monday
They gave me the sack for not going in
Who cares? Not me!
I got a bedsit in the scummy part of Rhyl
Shagged a girl I didn’t know, She wasn’t on the pill
Wrecked my life before it even began
But then Hey! The dawning came
That was then, And this is today
I like U2, And I love Coldplay
Got my vinyl out, Put it on eBay
I used to be a punk but that was in the past
I knew that kind of shit would never last
I’ve grown up now, I’m a Tory voting cunt - FUCK YOU
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Cogged Off
01:43
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COGGED OFF
Working for the Man will make you die
Fingers to the bone, Your brain will fry
Stress levels up & self esteem down
No more smiles just a permanent frown
You’re just a cog in an industry
Another number, liability
Expendable commodity, that’s what you are
All up your sleeve it’s your Company Scar
Don’t be bullied, Don’t be abused
Don’t be coerced, Don’t be confused
Don’t be manipulated, Don’t be down
Just always smile & never frown
Don’t blame yourself, Don’t take the blame
Don’t be a number in their sick game
Don’t overwork or be pressurised
You live your life, Don’t believe their lies
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EVEN MORE SHIT YOU DON’T NEED
Doom punk reggae in drop-C
Sponsor your own refugee
Sentimental crockery
Insurance for your rape alarm
Wholesome new age tiger balm
More debates about self harm
Scented bags just for your bins
Strap on dildo for your chin
Confession box, Repent your sins
Birthday wishes to the dead
Series 4 of Father Ted
Once a Blue and now a Red?
Neo-fascist left-wing jazz
Daytime telly & all that razz
(Can’t think of) Another word to rhyme with jazz
Grown up adult colouring books
Tartan paint & blue sky hooks
Aloe Vera - Improve your looks!
Face mask for your Covid flu
Another mug of Cappa-Choo
There’s so much choice what can you do?
King size tiny bar of Twix
New LP from Little Mix
Indie twee on Radio Six…?
Still you go and buy even MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
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THREE CHORDS OF THE APOCALYPSE
You are no longer needed they have no job for you
You’re just another burden and all your colleagues too
They can cull the population invent a brand new flu
One that kills the queers the ethnics the scum and vagrants too
This Eton led utopia where they all sip on their Pimms
Play croquet on the village green congregations sing state hymns
WELCOME TO YOUR DYSTOPIAN FUTURE
(It couldn’t happen here (it’s already begun))
You’re sat in front front of the TV logged into their hive mind
Everything is on demand it’s the future of mankind
The high street is now empty supermarkets have the hold
We’re all plugged into Tescos another business folds
Care homes are now death camps the pension burden’s easing
They’ve raped the National Health Service
The rigged polls look so pleasing
Cheap broadband is for everyone keeps you docile tracked and dumb
Feeding propaganda into your home big brother has finally come
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